I’m guessing this is why I woke up this morning thinking my iPhone was on fire.
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I’m guessing this is why I woke up this morning thinking my iPhone was on fire.
In celebration of the first day of college football 2010, I’m sharing with you my secret recipe for amazing cheese dip that has been past down from generation to generation.
1 can Ro*Tel
1 box Velveeta
The secret? Stop mucking with it. God didn’t make Ro*Tel for you just to mess it up by adding more onions or peppers. Don’t add anything. If you want something like sausage or ground beef, make it an option… but stop mixing it all together. It just messes up the consistency.
Enjoy with chips. Or my personal favorite, popcorn.
Stay tuned on Sunday for what to do with the leftovers other than eating more chips.
probationaryperiod asked: Could Ryan Mallet pitch middle relief for the Cardinals?
Probably so. If Felipe Lopez can make it through an inning, I’m sure Mallett could make it through a few.
I had a pseudo-lunch date in Chelsea today with Mark Feuerstein. It was a much needed discussion that went a little something like this:
Me: Mark, ya know, I just don’t understand it sometimes.
Mark: I know, Katie-bear. It’s tough.
Me: But why would he do something like that?
Mark: It doesn’t matter why. What is important is that you know no matter what happens I’m always going to be here for you.
[Extended Eye Gazing]
Me: Thanks. That really helps. It does.
And by psuedo I mean he sat across the table from me and probably didn’t notice how awesome my hair looks today.
Cracker Barrel. So severe.
Excuse my language, but I fucking hate this place with every inch of my soul.
An oil rig accident has occurred in the Gulf of Mexico and rescue attempts are underway for at least 12 people, Coast Guard spokesman John Edwards told CNN.
The accident took place 80 miles off the coast of Louisiana on Vermilion Oil rig 380, which is owned by Mariner Energy. The Coast Guard has multiple helicopters, an airplane and several Coast Guard cutters en route. It’s unknown if there are any injuries.
The rig inquestion is Vermilion Oil rig 380 owned by Mariner Energy. 13 people were on board the rig, Edwards said, noting 12 have been accounted for, but one person was missing.
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This is insanely spot on perfect.
With audible murmurs of “This is no way to live,” “What the hell am I doing here—I hate it here,” and “Fuck this place. Fuck this horrible place.”
Me: Do you have Monday off?
Mom: Yes, I do.
Me: Do you wanna come hang out?
Mom: I was thinking the same thing.
Me: You’d probably get stuck in an airport because of the hurricane and Labor Day.
Mom: Probably.